Let these words be your silver lining
Photobombed. Jerk.

Photobombed. Jerk.

cedricdigory:

Taylor Swift, another victim of TFIOS (x) (cc. taylorswift fishingboatproceeds)

gotitforcheap:

break up with her 

This is like the one way conversation between me and my alarm clock.

gotitforcheap:

break up with her 

This is like the one way conversation between me and my alarm clock.

realterezipyrope:

person: u should like more colours

me: image

They’re all the same color if you tilt the screen the right direction.

constantine:

Ask anybody, John Constantine is a nasty piece of work.

Get your first look at Constantine, coming October 24.

hot damn. Yes

Nothing feels real, and I don’t know whether I should panic, or just continue not caring. haha *sigh*

goradio:

It’s #ThrowbackThursday! Who remembers “Goodnight Moon”?

la—nouvelle:

There are two sides to every story.

everybody, lookit

I was in this group of people talking, and the majority of them were older. One of them brought up Halloween, and a few others were all “I hate what it’s become, it’s just a bunch of sluts running around and getting drunk in slinky dresses.” and I said that Halloween was one of my favorite times of year. There was an awkward silence and a giggle or two, then one of the older ladies asked if I celebrate a traditional Halloween. I don’t know how I did it exactly, my sass and witty meter must have been off the charts, but the first thing that came out of my mouth was “Well sadly, this year I am a few virgins short of the blood sacrifice, but I’m hoping to make up for it in finally catching one of those damned will-o’-the-wisps.” They all stopped talking to me after that.